Archive for January, 2009

Wishing Preity Zinta a very happy Birthday

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

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In the year 1998, all the manufacturers of effervescent products went on a mass strike against Bollywood. The reason? It was because, it was discovered that Bollywood had got someone who could give the best of effervescent product a huge inferiority complex. She was none other than the super ‘bubbly’ Preity Zinta, who also happens to be today’s Birthday girl and whose mere smile is reason enough for the sunflowers to bloom, fishes to swim and the breeze to blow!

Having made her debut with Mani Ratnam’s Dil Se, Preity Zinta shook the entire cinegoer crowd with her on-screen question rendition of ‘Are you a virgin?’ to none other than the ‘Baadshah’ of Bollywood…Shahrukh Khan, no less! What followed after Dil Se were films that were no less than hits, super hits and smash hits! A few examples of the same read as Soldier, Har Dil Jo Pyaar Karega, Mission Kashmir, Dil Chahta Hai, Koi Mil Gaya, Kal Ho Na Ho, Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna, Heroes etc…

Best Computer Jokes

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3.The native language used to communicate with the other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2.The message, “Bad command or filename”, is about as informative as “if you don t know why I m mad at you, then I m certainly not going to tell you”.
1.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Copy Cats?

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department Manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
The manager went to the first applicant and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we`ve decided to give the job to the other applicant.”
“And why would you be doing that ? We both got 9 questions correct,” asked the rejected applicant.
“We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed,” said the Department manager.
“And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?” the rejected applicant inquired.
“Simple, “said the Department manager, “Your fellow applicant put down on question No. 5, `I don`t know` and You put down, `Neither do I.` “

Computer engineer!

A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The mechanical engineer, said, “I think the car has a faulty carburetor.”
The electrical engineer said, “No, I think the problem lies with the alternator.”
The computer engineer brightened up and said, “I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!”

Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates

The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates (Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Lallo : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
Lallo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Lallo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates (Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Lallo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Lallo : I have exhuasted all my leave.
Gates : I have no energy left let us go out and have a bite.
Lallo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing). “Windows is restarting.Please wait………….”

Real Life & Commands

5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was UNDO in life!
You are already late, and your key is missing. You wish there was FIND TOOL in life!
You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business. You wish there was REBUILD ALL in life!
The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end. You wish there was ZOOM & VIEW FULL SCREEN in life! IF NOT FOR “Replace”!
One day you realize that you are turning bald. You wish there was CUT & PASTE in life!
After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch. You wish there was an EVALUATION PERIOD or at least a sample down load or a DEMO version !

Good Night SMS

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Just Imagine

Just Imagine
Chaand Ka Bistar
Aur Taaron Ka Takia
Ab Apni Auqaat Pe Wapis Aa Jaao
And Sleep On Your Khattia
Good Night

Saw My Msg?

Saw My Msg?
N0?
N0w, Can You?
Still Can’t
Becoz N0 Words
Can X-Press How
Special You Are!
Good Night!

As Day Turns To Night

As Day Turns To Night.,.
Keep Your Worries Out Of Sight….
No Matter How Tough The World May Seem…
You Still Deserve The Sweetest Dream …..
Good Night.

Raat Khamosh Hai Chand Khamosh Hai

Raat Khamosh Hai Chand Khamosh Hai,
Par Dil Mein Shor Ho Raha Hai.
Kahi Aisa To Nahi Ek Pyara Sa
Dost Bina Good Night Kahe So Raha Hai.

See Stars Are Blinking

See Stars Are Blinking,
Moon Is Shinning &Amp;
Breeze Is Singing…
Bcoz I Ask Them To Greet
U A Special Good Night…!!!

U R The Reason Why

U R The Reason Why
I Have Sleepless Nihgts,
U R The Reason Why I Tend
To Hold My Pillow Tight.
U R The Reason I Cant Sleep
Without Saying Good Night..

Ek Kabootar Itna Uda

Ek Kabootar
Itna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Bahut Uper Gaya,
Itna Uda,
Itna Uda,
Bas Ab Nahi Dikh Raha ,
Ab Sojao Kal Doondenge.

Look…The Moon Is Calling U

Look…The Moon Is Calling U …
See The Stars R Shining For U..
Hear My Heart Says : May God Build
For U A Castle In Heaven And
Made U Eat From Its Fruits !!!!

Can U Do Something For Me?

Can U Do Something For Me?
Go To The Window….
Look To The Sky***Can U See
The Stars? Can U Count Them ?
This Is How Much I Miss U
And Even More !!!(***Good Night)

A Special Face

A Special Face,
A Special Smile,
A Special Someone,
A Special Hug From Me To U,
A Special Person,
I Found In U,
Sweet Dreams,
Sleep Well!

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Watch out. The Internet will cut you

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Why do otherwise normal people use the Web to spew super-strength bile?

By Helen A.S. Popkin

A couple of years ago, the hot trendy thing on the Internet was to be a well-versed technology writer of the female persuasion with a tech blog so popular that for some reason unknown to sane people, it inspired commenters to respond with vile and misogynistic threats of sexual violence and imminent death.

In 2007, that honor belonged to Kathy Sierra, the programming instructor and game developer behind “Creating Passionate Users,” who became so frightened by the graphic words and images aimed in her general direction, she cancelled her speaking appearances and abandoned her blog.

Indeed, those were dark times on the World

Wide Web. A recent TechCrunch post by the site’s founder Michael Arrington shows just how far we’ve come. It seems the gob someone hocked in his face at a recent conference in Munich was the final straw for Arrington, no stranger to death threats himself.


“In the past I’ve been grabbed, pulled, shoved and otherwise abused at events, but never spat on. I think this is where I’m going to draw a line,” Arrington wrote in a post detailing the increasing threats to his safety and sense of well-being. “I’ve decided the right thing to do is take some time off and get a better perspective on what I’m spending my life doing.”

Two years ago, misogyny was the word bandied about by top bloggers, including Robert Scoble, who rallied to support Sierra.  I have no doubt women who write about technology still get the worst of it. But Arrington’s announcement demonstrates that no gender is immune to the insidious virus programmed into the binary code. The Internet makes people crazy.

At least that’s the best I can figure. Of course, as others have noted on the Internet, I am no rocket surgeon. Still, I have yet to read or hear a credible explanation as to why people with jobs, families and social ties utilize the Internet as an outlet for typing words so hateful, and with such enthusiasm. I can’t muster that kind of enthusiasm for … anything. Even free cupcakes.

To be sure, TechCrunch’s Arrington isn’t the most popular kid on the cyber campus. He’s been described by Valleywag as “the tech industry’s most overbearing, self-important blogger” and in a recent post reporting Arrington’s abdication, “the self-crowned king of start-ups.”

Yeah, OK. But it’s not like Arrington cloned Hitler.

As talk of Arrington’s long exit letter spreads across the Internet, there’s an air of amusement you’d  expect with any sort of gossip.  And yes, the Arrington tome does border on melodramatic overshare – as Valleywag points out, he’s still attending the World Economic Forum in Davos. What’s more, you’d think a guy plagued with potentially violent stalkers – both cyber and corporeal — would ease up on his Twitter feed … or maybe not have one at all. But as for Arrington taking a break, can you blame him?

I was recently lectured on the dangers Internet hubris and chumming for trolls — returning increasingly polite and appreciative comments to those attempting to tear you (metaphorically) to shreds. I was forced to endure my own oft-ignored warning — that messing around willy-nilly in cyberspace can easily become the starting point on the map to Where it All Went Wrong. In other words, losing income or friends over something stupid you did on the Internet.

But the real meat of the lecture was this — you may think sticks and stones, but the words can hurt you. If you’re fairly thick-skinned, like me, the damage might not be obvious. But the bile seeps into your brain and ever so slowly twists and perverts your own sense of self. Anyone who’s ever been suddenly napalmed in a chat room while happily typing about something as innocent as, say, fluffy kittens, knows what I mean.

So imagine being Arrington. He’s been soaking in super-strength bile for years. “I write about technology startups and news,” he wrote in his farewell post. “In any sane world that shouldn’t make me someone who has to deal with death threats and being spat on.”

But this isn’t a sane world. It’s the Internet. And the Internet will cut you.

Download Tuhi Mere Rab Ki Tarah Hai mp3 songs Mithoon 320Kbps VBR

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Tuhi Mere Rab Ki Tarah Hai

Cast : Mithoon

Download HERE

01.Tu Hi Mera
02.Har Jagah Mein
03.Kuchh Dard
04.Aashiqui - Aashiqui
05.Tuu Hai
06.Ab To Har Roz
07.Mujhe Ishq De
08.Tu Hi Mera (In The Club)
09.Aashiqui - Aashiqui (Stomp Mix)

 

 

Lyrics Are Here too

Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai lyrics

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Tuhi mera…..
Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.
Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.

( Tuhi mera… )x4
( Tuhi mera… )x4
Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.
Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.

Kahi tere dilki panaaho mei,
maine paya mujhe teri chaahon mei
jaise logaan jalta ho harpal kahi,
meri khwahish mei yu tu jalaa hai.

( Tuhi mera… )x4
( Tuhi mera… )x4
Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.

Bepanaah mai tujhko chahta hoon,
tuhi hai mere dil ka sukoon,
tu dikhe hai mujhko chaarsu.
Mai tujhe hi fakat dhundta hoon,
tuhi dil ki aarzoo.
Dilto mera ye aksar kare,
duur tujhse naa ekpal rahu.
Teri parchhayi bhi hai bohot dilnashi,
tu hasaa to ye aalam hasaa hai.

Jo lafzo se tuune buuna hai,
wo hasi pyar ka silsila hai.
Jo akho mei teri likha hai
wo akho se maine padha hai.

Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai
Kahi tere dilki panaaho mei,
maine paya mujhe teri chaahon mei
jaise logaan jalta ho harpal kahi,
meri khwahish mei yu tu jalaa hai.

( Tuhi mera… )x4
( Tuhi mera… )x4
( Tuhi mera… )x4
( Tuhi mera… )x4

Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.
Tuhi mera saaraa jahan hai,
Tuhi mere rab ki tarha hai.

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Har Jagah Main

Har Jagah main Tu samaya hai
Har Disha main Tu numaya hai

Har Jagah main Tu samaya hai
Har Disha main Tu numaya hai

Subah main meri shaam main tera zikar hai
Tera saaya hai mera haath jo tu thham le is jehan ka karna hai kiya

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Meri Subah main meri shaam main tera zikar hai
Tera saaya hai mera haath jo tu thham le phir jehan ka karna hai kiya

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Tu roshniiii tu he chandniiii, tu pair haiiii tu hi chhaon bhiiii, tu hi raasta tu hi safar , jehan hai puhchana woh gawoon bhi,
mera haath jo thham le phir jehan ka karna hai kiya

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Yaar Tea saath jiss pal paaliya jisny usko to pholon ki tarh raahon ke ….
Meri Subah main meri shaam main tera zikar hai
Tera saaya hai mera haath jo tu thham le phir jehan ka karna hai kiya

Har Jagah main Tu samaya hai
Har Disha main Tu numaya hai

Main tery nashy main choor sa teri justajoo main hai zindgi
Mera hath jo tu thaham le phir jehan ka karna kiya

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

Tu hi Tu Har Jagah
Tu hi Tu jeeny ke wajh

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Kuchh Dard Mujhy

Kuch dard mujhy tu sehnay de ander se zindh rehny de
aankhein banjar hoo jaien gi kuch ashk mery tu behny de

Kuch dard mujhy tu sehnay de ander se zindh rehny de
aankhein banjar hoo jaien gi kuch ashk mery tu behny de

Honton pe hasi Aankhoon main nami
Bheegi se hai mery dil ki zameen
sab kuch haasil hai magar mitt tee hee nahein teri kamein
needon main sahi khawaboon main sahi bahoon main teri soo leny de

Kuch dard mujhy tu sehnay de ander se zindh rehny de
aankhein banjar hoo jaien gi kuch ashk mery tu behny de

Woh Chehra tera Andaz tera batein teri ehsaas tera
jo tery saath main beetay thhy kuch lamhy haseen kuch shaam o subah
unko to bhi ey jaan meri kuch dair to rehny de

Kuch dard mujhy tu sehnay de ander se zindh rehny de
aankhein banjar hoo jaien gi kuch ashk mery tu behny de

Kuch dard mujhy tu sehnay de ander se zindh rehny de
aankhein banjar hoo jaien gi kuch ashk mery tu behny de

Kuch dard mujhy tu sehnay de ander se zindh rehny de
aankhein banjar hoo jaien gi kuch ashk mery tu behny de

Kuch Dard

Kuch Dard

Kuch Dard

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Aashiqui - Aashiqui Lyrics

Teri chahat kary gi deewana mujhy, kiun essa lag reha
Ab mumkin na bhol pana tujhy kiun essa  lag reha

Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi

Ab tujh se mil kar bhi milne ke  khawah haan mujhko rahy
Ab tujh se mil kar bhi milne ke  khawah haan mujhko rahy
Hai ye kiya kessi tishnagi jo bujh kar bhi na bujhy
Koi pata hily ya hawa main chaly aankhein ja kar meri
Koi pata hily ya hawa main chaly aankhein ja kar meri
Sedhi dar par lagy

Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi

Hoo woh  raatein meri yaa phir hoo meri subah
Hoo woh  raatein meri yaa phir hoo meri subah
Har ghari teri yaadein hi bus dil main mery
Dil tasavar se tery na haty tujh se hain jur gaye
Kuch youn mery silsily

Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi

Teri chahat kary gi deewana mujhy, kiun essa lag reha
Ab mumkin na bhol pana tujhy kiun essa  lag reha

Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi
Aashqi aashqi, tu hai meri aashqi

Happy Birthday SMS

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last

Birthday Message For Son

Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

Birthday Message For Mom

Birthday Message For Mom
You Are The Best Mom In The World.
I’m So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom.
Thanks For Always Believing In Me.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy.
Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.
Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.
Happy Birthday Mum.

Husband Birthday Messages

Husband Birthday Messages
My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life.

I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday

I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

Teray Janam Din Par Khuda Paak!

Teray Janam Din Par
Khuda Paak!
Tujhay Who Sub Kuch Ata Karay
Jis Ki Tammanna Teray Dil Nay Ki,
Har Who Khuahish Jo Teray Labon Par
Machalti Ho
Poori Ho!
Aur Teri Yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain
Teri Masoom Muskurahat
Sada Teray Labon Ka Mehwar Ho
Khushiyun Say Tera Daman Hameesha Bhara Rahay
Aur Khuda Paak!
Teri Umer Daraz Karain
Ameen

My Love For You Has A Never Ending

My Love For You Has A Never Ending Supply
It Will Never Be Lacking
It Will Never Get Dry Often
I Wonder And Ask Myself,
Why Do I Feel, Without You I’d Die..

Wishing U A Day Soft As Silk

Wishing U A Day Soft As Silk…..
White As Milk…..
Sweet As Honey&Full Of Money.
May All Ur Dreams Come True….
Happy Birth Day

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!!
May All Ur Dreams And Wishes Cum True!!
Enjoy Ur Day …….

If Lovers Are Like Moon

If Lovers Are Like Moon And Brothers Are Like Stars Than
I Have Noticed That The Sky Looks Good Without Moon
But Not Without Stars I.E. You Happy Birthday Brother

This Is Not A Message Not A Call

(@’ @’)
This Is Not A Message
Not A Call
I Have Just Sent U My
Eyes
..To Wish U..
*Happy * Birth * Day
~
Kal
Ajj
Or
Hamesha
Khush
Raho
~

A Birthday Card For You!

A Birthday Card For You!
_________
@(________(@
@(________(@
Please Open It.
@==========@
/ ” Happy “/
/ Birthday /
@=========@

Like A Fresh Dewdrops Of A New Day?

Like A Fresh Dewdrops Of A New Day?
May God?s Loving U Hands Be Upon U Today
To Freshen Ur Soul & Body! Happy B-Day.

The Child Was Born

The Child Was Born,
Parents Were Blessed
And
I Am So Lucky To Have U
As My Friend.
Happy Birthday To You

Meri Jaan Mubarak Ho Aapko

Meri Jaan Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye;
Din Jab Jab Ye Mubarak Din Ayegi,
Tab Tab Me Ye Is Khuda Ko Sukriya Kahungi ;
Kyun Ke Isdin Ko Banaya Gaya To He Mere Liye,
Aapko Jamin Pe Uttara Gaya He Mere Liye,
To Ye Din Mubarak Ho Mujhe Aur Us Dil Ko Jo Aapki To He Par Dhadakta He Mere Liye.

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Victory Review

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Victory ReviewMovie Review: Victory; Star cast: Hurman Baweja, Amrita Rao, Anupam Kher and Gulshan Grover; Director: Ajitpal Mangat; Rating: **; Is a huge let down.

Vijay Shekhawat (Hurman) a Jaisalmer boy after a lot of struggle manages to fulfill his father’s (Anupam Kher) dream of making it to the Indian cricket team. With a great debut he wins not just fans but a lot of endorsement deals and lucrative contracts. Success begins to spoil and distancing him from his lady love (Amrita Rao) back home. Blinded by success and the taste of the high society life he losses both focus and form. He is then understandably dumped by the selectors. Following which, his father gets a heart attack. Vijay then decides to mend his mistakes and fight his way back to the team. In final match, despite a severe head injury he manages to get India a near impossible win.

A sports film is always crippled with a same storyline that of a underdog, his rise then fall and subsequent rise back to gain the impossible victory. This film is no different. But one expects atleast some sense of creativity wherein the interest is kept alive throughout. Twenty minutes into the film and one somehow senses whats in store. So full of cliches and melodrama is the film that sometimes you begin to wonder did the makers intend to take the viewers for a ride. If the melodrama was intended to bring in that emotional connect with the audience then the writer-director have clearly failed as throughout the film the emotional impact is clearly missing. Also nowhere does the lead character’s passion for the game comes across. Also one fails to understand the need of Hurman’s character using swear words for his opponents. Wear is your sporting spirit dude is what we wish to ask him! His character therefore fails to evoke any sympathy from the audience. The biggest high point of sports films are games shown in the film. But here they are biggest drawbacks. Not only there are just a very few games but also what are shown are simply thanda! There is total lack of edge of the seat excitement which was very much needed. Also homework by the makers is clearly lacking if they intended to show the ‘real’ behind the scenes happenings of the cricket match for example the dressing room interactions etc. Just putting in famous national-international cricketing names don’t necessarily give the film authenticity.

One feels really sad for Hurman Baweja whose tremendous hard work is noticeable in every single scene but is mightily let down by a pathetic script and listless direction by debutante Ajitpal Mangat. Amrita Rao reprises her typical simple small town girl act for the nth time. She looks very pretty though. Anupam Kher after a point of time starts grating on your nerves with his screeching over melodramatic act. Gulshan Grover is just about okay.

The music doesn’t really register any impact as there are no full songs as well. The Balla Utha number mostly keeps playing in the background during the match sequences. But thankfully the songs are less.

The film is a complete let down in many departments and instead of wasting time on this film it is a better option to watch a re-run of any Indian cricket team match on TV or best spend your time watching the current India v/s Sri Lanka one day series.