Monday, March 2nd, 2009
- Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role.
—Dean Acheson, 1962
- Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
—Lord Acton, 1887
- Man is by nature a political animal.
—Aristotle, 4th century BC
- That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
—Neil Armstrong, 1969
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
—Jane Austen, 1813
- Revenge is a kind of wild justice.
—Francis Bacon, 1635
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.
—Irving Berlin, 1942
- We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they.
—Bernard of Chartres, 12th century
- In the beginning was the Word.
—Bible (St John’s Gospel)
- Politics is the art of the possible.
—Otto von Bismarck, 1867
- And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
—William Blake, 1804–10
- C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas la guerre [It is magnificent, but it is not war].
—Pierre Bosquet, 1854
- Reader, I married him.
—Charlotte Brontë, 1847
- No coward soul is mine.
—Emily Brontë, 1846
- If I should die, think only this of me:
That there’s some corner of a foreign field That is forever England.
—Rupert Brooke, 1914
- How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
- Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?
—Robert Browning, 1855
- It’s a great life if you don’t weaken.
—John Buchan, 1919
- It is necessary only for the good man to do nothing for evil to triumph
—Edmund Burke (attributed, not found in his writings)
- The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men Gang aft a-gley.
—Robert Burns, 1796
- I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
—Lord Byron, 1824
- Veni, vidi, vici [I came, I saw, I conquered].
—Julius Caesar, 1st century BC
- It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.
—Mrs Patrick Campbell, 1940
- The three great elements of modern civilization, Gunpowder, Printing, and the Protestant Religion.
—Thomas Carlyle, 1838
- The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam today.
—Lewis Carroll, 1872
- After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
—Barbara Cartland, 1993
- Delenda est Carthago [Carthage must be destroyed].
—Cato the Elder, 3rd century BC
- Patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone.
—Edith Cavell, 1915
- Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid.
—Raymond Chandler, 1944
- Let not poor Nelly starve.
—Charles II, 1685
- He was a verray, parfit gentil knyght.
—Geoffrey Chaucer, 14th century
- The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
—Lord Chesterfield, on sex
- When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything.
—G. K. Chesterton, 1936
- I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
—Winston Churchill, 1940
- The sinews of war: unlimited money.
—Cicero, 1st century BC
- War is nothing but the continuation of politics with the admixture of other means.
—Karl von Clausewitz, 1832-4
- In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree.
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1816
- Music hath charms to sooth a savage breast.
—William Congreve, 1697
- Mad dogs and Englishmen Go out in the midday sun.
—Noël Coward, 1931
- Variety’s the very spice of life.
—William Cowper, 1785
- Our country! In her intercourse with foreign nations, may she always be in the right; but our country, right or wrong.
—Stephen Decatur, 1816
- Honey, I just forgot to duck.
—Jack Dempsey, 1926, having lost the World Heavyweight title
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
—Charles Dickens, 1859
- Is man an ape or an angel? Now I am on the side of the angels.
—Benjamin Disraeli, 1864
- Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
—John Donne, 1624
- ‘Excellent,’ I cried. ‘Elementary,’ said he.
—Arthur Conan Doyle; origin of the misquotation, ‘Elementary, my dear Watson’.
- Great wits are sure to madness near allied.
—John Dryden, 1681
- The times they are a-changin’.
—Bob Dylan, 1964
- Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
—Arthur Eddington, 1944
- Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety nine per cent perspiration.
—Thomas Alva Edison, c.1903
- E=mc².
—Albert Einstein, 1905 (usual form of his statement)
- April is the cruellest month.
—T. S. Eliot, 1922
- I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.
—Elizabeth I, 1588
- I’m glad we’ve been bombed. It makes me feel I can look the East End in the face.
—Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother, 1940
- There is no ‘royal road’ to geometry.
—Euclid, 4th century BC
- Never give a sucker an even break.
—W. C. Fields, 1941
- Shaken and not stirred.
—Ian Fleming, 1958
- Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.
—Henry Ford, 1909
- Only connect!…Only connect the prose and the passion.
—E. M. Forster, 1910
- All that matters is love and work.
—Sigmund Freud, attributed
- Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less travelled by.
—Robert Frost, 1916
- Nice work if you can get it, And you can get it if you try.
—Ira Gershwin, 1937
- My English text is chaste, and all licentious passages are left in the obscurity of a learned language.
—Edward Gibbon, 1796
- Always scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh! Mr. Gibbon?
—Duke of Gloucester, 1805
- A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on.
—Sam Goldwyn, 1974
- Give me liberty, or give me death!
—Patrick Henry, 1775
- Clear your mind of cant.
—Samuel Johnson, 1783
- A thing of beauty is a joy for ever.
—John Keats, 1818
- Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.
—John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961
- I have a dream.
—Martin Luther King, 1963
- If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you.
—Rudyard Kipling, 1910
- Gentlemen prefer blondes.
—Anita Loos, 1925
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships?
—Christopher Marlowe, 1593
- Fame is the spur.
—John Milton, 1638
- England expects that every man will do his duty.
—Horatio Nelson, 1805
- The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
—Blaise Pascal, 1670
- Hope springs eternal in the human breast.
—Alexander Pope, 1733
- He would, wouldn’t he?
—Mandy Rice-Davies, 1963
- The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
—Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933
- O what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive.
—Sir Walter Scott, 1808
- Superhuman effort isn’t worth a damn unless it achieves results
—Ernest Shackleton, 1916
- To be, or not to be: that is the question.
—William Shakespeare, 1601
- Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
—George Bernard Shaw, 1903
- Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!
—Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1819
- Am I no a bonny fighter?
—Robert Louis Stevenson, 1886
- In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
—Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1842
- The lady’s not for turning.
—Margaret Thatcher, 1980
- All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
—Leo Tolstoy, 1875-7.
- Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
—Mark Twain, 1897 (popular version)
- Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes [I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts].
—Virgil, 1st century BC
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
—Voltaire (actually a later summary of his attitude rather than his own words)
- Publish and be damned.
—Duke of Wellington, c.1825
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
—Mae West
- To lose one parent…may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
—Oscar Wilde, 1895
- A week is a long time in politics
—Harold Wilson, c.1964
- Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.
—P. G. Wodehouse, 1938
- They think it’s all over—it is now
—Kenneth Wolstenhome, closing moments of World Cup Final, 1966.
- A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.
—Virginia Woolf, 1929
- Earth has not anything to show more fair.
—William Wordsworth, 1807
- Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
—William Butler Yeats, 1899
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
How to Know if You’re Really in Love
It is a very common question, “How can I tell I’m in love?”, but it is not an easy question to answer. What feels like love to one person may be nothing more than attraction to another. Some people fall in and out of love quickly and often while others are never really in love as much as they are in lust. This can get confusing when you are a teen because romantic love is a relatively new concept for you and you don’t know what to expect. You are overwhelmed with all sorts of new feelings and social pressures. They are confusing. What is love? What makes you want a romantic relationship with one person and not another? How does your heart choose a partner? Why does love end? These questions can’t be easily answered. One of the most confusing quasi-love feelings is lust. Lust is a very powerful, very intense feeling of physical attraction toward another person. Lust is mainly sexual in nature – the attraction is superficial based on instant chemistry rather than genuine caring. Usually we lust after people we do not know well, people we still feel comfortable fantasizing about. It is very common for people to confuse lust for love. But why? What is it about lust and love that make them so easy to mix
up? If lust is all about sex, how can a relationship without sex be about lust? Teens struggle with this because they see lust in the Biblical sense, but lust isn’t that sinister. Lust is about physical attraction and acting ONLY on physical attraction. Love is about much more than that. Yet many teens (and to be fair, many adults) confuse an intense attraction for some sort if divine love. For teens, since feelings of attraction are still new and since pop-culture sells sex and love as one package, it is very easy to get the two mixed up.
Lust is clearly not love. Love is based on more than just physical attraction. Sure, attraction is a factor, but love goes deeper than that. Love is based on caring, friendship, commitment and trust. When you are in love it is as if you have your best most trusted friend at your side AND you feel physically attracted to them. It is the best of both worlds! Love is a shared feeling between two people who have a vested interest in one anthers happiness. Love is not about jealousy. It is not about conflict. It is not about testing. Love is a positive feeling. If it is tainted by mistrust, jealousy, insecurity or spitefulness it is not really love but merely a pale copy. Love is the total surrender of your heart to another person with the security of knowing they will treat it better than you will. Love should feel good. It should not feel bad. Love should make you want to be a better person, it should not lead you to do something self destructive. Love is not demanding of your spirit but lifts it and makes it glow. Love is a good thing. Anything less is lust, deep friendship or attraction. So the sappiness aside, the question remains, how can you tell you are in love?
There is no easy way to find the truth behind your feelings or the feelings of another person but there are some tell-tale signs that love is blooming (or growing deeper). If you agree with 7 of the following 9 statements you are probably in love.
- You know, because you have been told by your significant other, that your deep feelings are returned in kind.
- The object of your affections makes you feel special and good about yourself.
- If/when you feel jealous it is always fleeting; you trust your partner not to betray you or hurt your relationship.
- Nothing makes you feel as serene as when you and your partner are together.
- When you fight with your partner you usually make up within a few hours and you always agree that nothing is more important than you both being able to express your true feelings (even if they sometimes cause conflict).
- Your partner never asks you to choose between him/her and your loyalties to your family and friends – if you do choose him/her over them you always have a good reason and it is always YOUR decision, and your decision alone.
- Neither you or your partner feel the need to test the other’s loyalties or feelings.
- You are more yourself when with your partner than you are with anybody else.
- If sex is part of your relationship it is by mutual desire and agreement without the slightest hint of commitment testing or persuasion.
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
Twenty One Things To Remember
* No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
* Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be
* Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
* Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
* Success stops when you do.
* When your ship comes in…. make sure you are willing to unload it.
* You will never have it all together.
* Life is a journey…not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
* The biggest lie on the planet When I get what I want I will be happy.
* The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
* I’ve learned that ultimately , ‘takers’ lose and ‘givers’ win.
* Life’s precious moments don’t have value, unless they are shared.
* If you don’t start, it’s certain you won’t arrive.
* We often fear the thing we want the most.
* He or she who laughs……lasts.
* Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
* Look for opportunities..not guarantees.
* Life is what’s coming….not what was.
* Success is getting up one more time.
* Now is the most interesting time of all.
* When things go wrong…..don’t go with them.
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
terey jaane ke baad kisi ke bhi hum
ho na sake
kuchh aisey bichhadey ki hum ro bhi na
sake
terey pyar ke saaye mein madhosh they kabhi
jabb neend se jaagey fir hum so bhi
na sake
tujhse hi seekha tha humney jeene ka falsafa
teri hi yaadon ke moti hum piro bhi
na sake
paaney ki aadat kuchh aisi lagi tumse sanam
terey jaane ke ghamm ko hum kho bhi
na sake
~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Teri Bataain Hi sunanay aai”
teri bataain hi sunanay aai
dost bhi dil hi dokhanay aai
phool khilte hein tu hum sochtay hein
teray aanay ke zamaanay aai
aisi kuch chup si lagi hai jaise
hum tujhe haal sunanay aai
ishq tunha hai sir-e munzil-e ghum
kaun yeh boojh uthanay aai
ajnabi dost humein dekh keh hum
kuch tujhe yaad dilaanay aai
dil dharakta hai safr ke hungaam
kaash phir koi bulanay aai
ab tu rounay se bhi dil dukhta hai
shaid ab hosh thikanay aai
kya kahain phir koi busti ujri
laug kyoon jashun mananay aai
soo raho maut ke pahloo mein faraz
neend kis waqt na janay aa
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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
अब मैने इस दिल को लगाना छोड़ दिया
उसकी याद में खुद को जलाना छोड़ दिया
बहुत तोड़ा है उसकी चाहत ने मुझे अक्सर
अब और मैने इश्क़ में टूट जाना छोड़
दिया
आंखे तरस रहीं है उसके दीद को लेकिन
उसकी गली से मैने अब आना जाना छोड़
दिया
बहुत बातें करते हैं लोग वफा-ए-मोहब्बत की
ऐसी किसी भी बात पर ध्यान लगाना छोड़
दिया
कहानी समझ कर सुनते थे मेरी दास्तान-ए-मोहब्बत
अब हर किसी को मैने हाल-ए-दिल सुनाना छोड़
दिया
मत सोच के तुझे याद कर के आज
भी लिखता है योगेश
एक ज़माना हुआ, तुझ पर मैने गज़ल बनाना
छोड़ दिया
–योगेश गाँधी
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Sunday, February 15th, 2009
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard…
Q1.
man
——
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let’s see if you’ve got the hang of it.
Q2.
stand
—–
i
Ans. = I understand
OK…
Got the drift ?
Let’s try a few now and see
how you fare ?
Q3.
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
Q4.
r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
Q5.
cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
Q6.
0
———
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C’mon give it a little thought! !
Q7.
knee
————
light
Ans. = neon light
( knee – on – light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
Q8.
ground
—————
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
Q9.
ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close! !
Q10.
death ….. life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance…
Q11.
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb…
Ans. = long time no ‘C’
( see )
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Sunday, February 15th, 2009
The most selfish 1 letter “I”
Avoid It.
Most Satisfactory 2 letters “WE”
Use It.
Most Poisonous 3 letters “EGO”
Kill It.
Most used 4 letters “LOVE”
Value It.
Most Pleasing 5 letters “SMILE”
Keep It.
Fastest Spreading 6 letters “RUMOUR”
Ignore It.
Hard Working 7 letters “SUCCESS”
Achieve It.
Most Enviable 8 letters “JEALOUSY”
Distance It.
Most Essential 9 letters “PRINCIPLE”
Have It.
Most Divine 10 Letters “FRIENDSHIP”
Maintain It.
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